Dear Mayo,

You see Mayonaisse it's not that I adore you or anything, but you come in many foods and do make many of them more delicious due to your oh-so-high fat content. For the last two days I have been feeling nauseous with tummy cramps and low back pain. The only thing I ate both days was you Mayo, Panchito must hate you, so in the interest of the fetus that determines my eating habits I am afraid that I have to cut you out of my life. Well, at least until I determine that you are not the source of all my current pains.